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Halloween (W)hor(e)ror!

“So, what kind of slut are you being for Halloween?” a male friend of mine asked me this week.

I wasn’t taken aback by his question, because it’s a reasonable one. Nowadays, Halloween, for women, is basically all about being as slutty-looking as can be.
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I know this isn’t exactly news. Many of us have made this obvious observation. A character in the film Mean Girls summarized the situation quite astutely when she explained: “In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In girl-world, Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.”

Brow Beaten

I lost my tweezers two weeks ago, but I didn’t want to buy new ones right away because I thought the old ones would turn up again.  Do you know what happens if I don’t have tweezers for two weeks?  My high school eyebrows grow back.  That’s right.  It looks like two caterpillars are crawling across my face.  What was I thinking in high school?  My parents owned a mirror.  I looked in it every day as I brushed my teeth.  Was I never startled at two fuzzy insects crawling along my face?