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On Pseudo-Transgressive Tampon Ads and (Potentially) Actually-Transformative Tampon Websites

Kotex has just released a new line of tampons: how exciting! Not really, I know. What people (mostly women) are stoked on regarding this new line of tampons is the accompanying advertising that is refreshingly wry and clever. In the first commercial that was released for the line, a jaded young woman mocks traditional pad and tampon advertising: she drips sarcasm as she explains that she just loves dancing and hugging soft things while she’s on her period.

When I first watched, I chuckled. Who amongst us hasn’t re-enacted the rose-tints-my-menstruating-world ridiculousness of those ads? I laughed, but I also made “that face” (in which you can see the storm clouds brewing in my mind), meaning I thought something was off.

Twilight: The Lost Chapter

Bella groaned and rolled over in her bed. The bright sun streaking across her room had woken her earlier than she’d intended to rise. The brightness in the room told her it was going to be an exceptionally sunny day in the usually gloomy town of Forks. Bella curled up, sinking deeper into her bed, enjoying the warm cocoon of pillows and sheets, thinking of what she would do with this unexpected day of sunshine. As her mind raced over possibilities, she thought “Maybe Edward and I can go out on a picnic!”